It is that time of year again. YESSS ZIRRR. Let's talk about college football..shall we? Okay. I have to say that I did a fairly good job in my predictions last year, but this year I am going to go into a little more depth. This offseason has been crazy and a lot of what happened was predicted by myself and my friend Scott Wheetley. We discussed at length the possiblities that Auburn, Oregon, and Ohio State would eventually go down at the hands of the media and bloggers. Last season, the SEC showed it's dominance once again,and my team, Arkansas fell into the BCS. I was really glad for teams like TCU. They not only proved they could hang with the big boys, they kicked their asses. I was proud of Arkansas, although they still can't get over the hump and win the big games. The Razorbacks had fourth quarter leads against Alabama and Auburn and blew them. In the Auburn game, the refs proved to be retards and gave Auburn touchdown after touchdown. And honestly, I hate people who blame the refs (Arkansas fans are generally pussies with chips on their shoulders who think the refs screw them every game...including the 70 point ass-kicking By USC six years ago)...but the refs did fuck Arkansas in the Auburn game. I am convinced that the SEC wants to have a team in the NC so bad that they rig the officiating if at all possible at certain points throughout the season. Hopefully Arkansas will be on the "giving" side of that sodomy bomb this year. I was also proud of South Carolina. They came through even though they had a cake walk in the SEC east last year. Now that leaves Kentucky, Vandy, and Ole Miss as the only teams to never win a division. Good luck with that you fucking pussies. I actually like Vandy though.
The ACC showed that they are a second class conference once again. With two BCS wins all-time...you guys will never catch up. Assholes. However, Jimbo brought FSU back in a hurry, and they are about to start kicking ass again. The Big East showed once again that they are the worst conference in America. I mean...UConn in a BCS? Are you fucking kidding me? The Sun Belt would beat the fuck out of the Big East on any given Saturday. If UConn was in the Big 12, Big 10, or SEC, they would go 0-8 every year in league play. The Big 10 was the Big...slow...boring-as-fuck-TEN again. "Power Football"...whatever...it fucking sucks to watch and sends me over the edge to lose to those stupid fucking oafs. So fuck you Big 10....just because you have Ohio State. And while I am at it. FUCK YOU TERRELLE PRYOR! You're a fucking whiny bitch. And because I hate the Ohio State so bad, I am now going to become a rabid big 11 fan. I will cheer for anybody who plays the buckeyes from now on. I want to see those cheating bastards fucking burn. (Auburn too for that matter). I will now support Michigan State and Iowa from now on.
Lets move out west. The PAC 10...well, no one cares about the fucking PAC "12" now. The rest of the world is asleep when you fucking idiot hippies play. Finesse football? Get the fuck over yourselves. Wine and cheese at the tailgate? Whaaaaat? And Oregon...Nobody outside of your lousy fucking state thinks that your 25 different uniforms thing is funny. It's annoying. Seriously...Steve Prefontaine would roll over if he saw that terrrible highlighter yellow with gun metal gray, and green, and black, and silver, and what-ever-you-fucking-call-it color that has yet to be named. EAT A DICK OREGON. As far as the rest of the west....uh, Mountain West and WAC? Does anybody even know who is in what conference now?
