I was recently going over my previous blog entries and I found something astounding. Apparently this blog made the rounds throughout Great Britain. But, it was not all that well received. In an earlier post about ugly people I expressed my disdain for those that are hard to look at. And the backlash that I received from British females was rather harsh. Did it hurt my feelings? Well of course not. I loved it. I mean...who the fuck are the Brits to talk? The overwhelmingly negative responses lead me to believe that the women who posted were all indeed ugly as fuck or the Brits have no sense of humour. And we all know it is not the latter. A country that has given us Benny Hill, Monty Python, Withnail and I, Wallace and Grommit, and Simon Pegg is funny. Funny as shit as far as I am concerned. The Brits obviously found their humour many years ago from their own shortcomings. Don't get me wrong...I love Great Britain. London is quite possibly my favourite city on earth. I have been all over Great Britain dozens of times. All of my favourite movies are British. And I once tugged on David Beckham's dick. Well, the last part isn't true, but I really do enjoy everything British. Everything that is except for ugly ass British bitches and English elitist attitudes. Now I must say that when walking around Notting Hill and/or Knightsbridge, there are more beautiful women per square mile than any place on earth. That being said, there are more than enough ugly bitches that make up for that when you get out of the city. It is much like when you leave the southern United States and drive up I-55 towards Chicago. The further north you go, the uglier the women get. I realize that we are a larger country and we have more ugly ass bitches than you do, but per capita it is nowhere close. And as for the elitist attitude thing. Just leave that shit at home. Many years ago, while studying in Russia, an English friend of mine made a negative comment towards the United States. While it was mildly irritating to hear him say such false statements, an Aussie friend simply responded..."Well if it weren't for the U.S. your ass would be speaking German right now". And there really is some truth to that. For all of our bickering amongst each other, the truth is...that both country's are rather necessary. If it were not for the Brits, we would probably be a bunch of low-down ignorant hicks just living in the woods in North America. They did teach us how to behave. But if it were not for the U.S., the Brits would be so tight-assed that a night of tea and crumpets would be a hell of a party. We did give you rock and roll, jazz, the blues, and cocktails. And admittedly, y'all did perfect it and gave us the Beatles, Stones, punk rock, and George Michael. So lets call it a draw Britain. No hard feelings. And in honour of your hasty pissed-off ugly bitches, I will dedicate my next ten entries to you. The Top Ten Ugliest Fucking Celebrities. Cheers!
