Top 10 Most Disgusting Hollywooder's

7. Oprah

Well, I guess that you all knew she would be on this list eventually. So let's get this one over with as soon as possible. Once again...she has done a tremendous amount of work for charity...but, my god! She is worth a fucking billion dollars. And every dollar she spends on charity she has to attach her name to it. (i.e. The Oprah Winfrey School for Girls in b.f.e Africa). In my opinion, she should probably do more. Look...I hate Ted Turner too...but at least he gave a billion dollars to the United Nations with no name on it and no strings attached. Oprah would have to have her name attached to the damn thing. I guess the reason that I despise her is that her name is on fucking everything. Everything from T.V. to books to magazines to radio. I can't get away from Oprah. Her fat-ass is EVERYWHERE! But the worst part of it is that her influence transcends everything in everyday life. People have called it the "Oprahfication" of America. The fact that she has as much influence as she does is really scary. See, the fact is, is that most Americans by nature are stupid. Not stupid by lack of intelligence, but stupid by laziness. Our laziness leads to our being influenced too much by other people. We are too lazy to read up on subjects and/or issues and allow other's to influence our lifestyles and opinions. The last straw was the amount of influence she had over the 2008 Presidential elections. An analysis by two economists at the University of Maryland, College Park estimated that Winfrey's endorsement was responsible for between 423,123 and 1,596,995 votes for Obama in the Democratic Primary alone. Nobody should have that much power over the public. Whatever Oprah reads...America reads. Whatever diet Oprah goes on...America tries it out. Whatever movies she likes...America likes. Whatever she tries and likes...well, it is a winner. If your company produces a widget...and Oprah don't like yo fuckin widget...BAMM! Bitch you outta business. At least some of it has come back to bite her on the ass. Most notably, in my opinion, was her Book Club's selection of "A Million Pieces of Shit"...by James Frey. He was a fraud. Another one was her proclaiming she would never eat beef again during the "mad cow" scare of 1996. She wound up costing beef producers 10's of millions of dollars. She was sued and the beef industry hammered her pretty hard. As I near the end of this entry I would just like to say one more thing. As much as you love Oprah...she doesn't give a shit about you. She wants your viewership. She wants your money. Nothing else. Now just think about that for a minute. Isn't that disgusting?

Top 10 Most Disgusting Hollywooder's

8. Rosie O'Donnell

First of all, I will go ahead and get this out of the way. Ok. She does do a lot for charity. That being said...would she give two fucking shits if she was not worth millions of dollars? No. She would not. Because every cent she would make would go to jelly rolls and Doritos. Rosie O'Donuts would have made it much higher on this list if she still worked on The View and we had to see her fat ass on the tele everyday. But fortunately for us she has disappeared for a while. Rosie literally wrote the book on "I have money and fame and I'll use it to spread my fucked up ideologies like herpes in a whore house". Before all of her major wealth and fame came to be...I could actually watch her. She had a few funny roles in movies such as "A League of Their Own" and "Beautiful Girls". She even made me laugh when she started "The Rosie O'Donnell Show" as she and Elmo would sing show tunes and crack jokes. I mean....who the hell doesn't like Elmo. But then she changed. She made millions, became famous, and started to throw her fat-ass weight and opinions around. It all started with her interview of Tom Selleck and his membership with the NRA (National Rifle Association). Then she started her rag of a magazine which she eventually left because she did not have enough editorial control. Basically she wanted to push her insane ideologies and her people chose against it. They all ended up suing each other and the rag folded. Of note was a former magazine colleague and breast cancer survivor who testified that O'Donnell said to her on the phone that people who lie "get sick and they get cancer. If they keep lying, they get it again". The sad thing is...is that her mother died of breast cancer when she was only 10 years old. Was she a liar? Not only is Rosie the one of the most insane people in the world...she is also one of the most ignorant. She then came "out of the closet". Like we had no idea you dumb bitch. And that was the last normal thing Rosie ever did. She became even more of a wacka-do in the following years. It all culminated when she joined that incredible "Think Tank" show...The View. As if they needed more intelligence in that brain-trust. First, she ran off co-host Star Jones (The only over educated host)because Star was too conservative. Her frequent attacking of co-host Elisabeth (far right host) and attacking former President Bush's domestic and foreign policy eventually led to her demise. The bottom line is that Rosie doesn't know shit about foreign or domestic policy of any kind...(not saying Bush knew much more). But it all proves one thing. Rosie is a discusting Hollywood bitch. Yeah, she's done a lot for kids and gay and lesbian issues...but, none of that outweighs her ignorance or her ass.

Top 10 Most Disgusting Hollywooder's

9.Kate Gosselin


Who? Who is Kate Gosselin? I'll tell you. She is that chick with the world's largest vagina. Oh yeah! THAT Kate Gosselin. Yep. She's the one who had not one but two fertilization treatments and chucked out 8 (count 'em...EIGHT) kids. Does she have a list of credits to her name like my boy Wesley Snipes? Well, no...but she is equally repulsive. For the simple reason that she used her kids for money and fame..and she has an abnormally large vagina. Sorry, I had to say that word again because I happen to think that it's funny. I bet that thing is like an elephant's you-know-what. Or like Borat would say "it's like wizard's sleeve". Enough with that talk...She is now working on her 5th reality show...she sleeps around...has nannies take care of the kids while she sluts around...has been rumored to appear in Playboy....etc.etc.etc. Not to mention....have you ever seen her photos before the 100's of thousands of dollars in plastic surgery? Yuck-o. That's all I can say about her. She's a moron.

Top 10 Most Disgusting Hollywooder's

10.WESLEY SNIPES

Number 10 on any list is relatively easy. Just pick some a-hole you can't stand and roll with it. With this list it was remarkably easy. Who is the a-hole? Well, none other than that jack-ass, leg-kicking, pimple-faced passenger 57. As a youngster I actually liked Wesley...afterall, he did play Willie Mays Hayes in the movie "Major League". But, as the years went on his roles became worse, his Hollywood head grew bigger, and I came to hate this moron. It must have all started with that bad-ass role of Nino Brown in "New Jack City" or possibly when he bleached his hair for "Demolition Man" and started a fashion trend made famous by Dennis Rodman and boy bands. But, in reality it started with his ridiculously short banana shorts in "White Men Can't Jump"...(not to mention his cute little co-star Woody...who by-the-way should be on this list). You add a few more of his screen gems like "Waiting To Exhale" and "Money Train" and it's enough to make you vomit. But the truth is...is Wesley's career ender and "money-shot" was his going drag and yucking it up in "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar". But, all of this aside, these are not the reasons that he should be disposed of. The reason why he is dispicable is for his elitist attitude towards paying his taxes. In 2006 he was charged with one count of conspiring to defraud the United States and one count of knowingly making or aiding and abetting the making of a false and fraudulent claim for payment against the United States. Snipes was also charged with six counts of willfully failing to file Federal income tax returns by their filing dates. The government alleged that Snipes attempted to obtain fraudulent tax refunds using a tax protester theory called the "861 argument" (essentially, an idiodic argument that the domestic income of U.S. citizens and residents is not taxable). The indictment said Snipes used accountants who already had a history of filing false returns to obtain refund payments for their clients. The government also charged that Snipes sent three worthless, fictitious "bills of exchange" to the IRS in the amounts of $1,000,000 (on November 30, 2000), $12,000,000 (January 18, 2001), and $1,000,000 (September 10, 2002), with each accompanied by an IRS tax payment voucher coupon. Snipes said he was being made an example of and unfairly targeted by prosecutors because of his fame in connection with the federal tax fraud investigation. He attempted unsuccessfully to get the trial moved from Ocala, Florida on the ground that racist attitudes in that town would prejudice his chance for a fair trial. Yeah. That's it...you fucking dick! And after all of that...he was sentenced to a mere three years in prison. If it had been any of us...we would have recieved 12 years. But wait! It gets better. Now that Snipey is paying off his debts he is dead broke...and how do you earn a living while you're sitting in the klink? Well, he obviously can't act while he is being sodomized in the pen...so what to do? Sue somebody of course. That's right...he is suing New Line Cinema for not paying him enough for some stupid fucking vampire movie and because they cut some of his scenes and put his co-stars in too many scenes. Yep! So the point is...is if you ever go see another flick starring Wesley Snipes...well, you're a fucking moron.

Where Yat?

Perhaps the biggest bandwagon team in the history of sports is upon us. The New Orleans Saints are officially dead. The Saints teams that many of us in the south loved and/or loved to hate is now gone....but not gone forever I suppose. Give them a couple of sub-par years and the idiot sports fans of this country will jump ship as fast as they got on. This subject has been bothering me for the past few years now and I can no longer take it. Lets talk about some truths when it comes to this subject. The truth is.....that 98% of this country didn't give a shit about the New Orleans Saints before they started winning and especially before Hurricane Katrina. Even the biggest of all sports fanatics couldn't even name the starting quarterback for the Saints....The Ain'ts as their own fans refered to them were always the joke of not only the National Football League, but all of professional sports. These days ERRRY'BODY LUVS DA SAINTS! Everybody will tell you that they have ALWAYS LOVED THE SAINTS. Nobody....none of the 25 million bandwagonners....will admit they they are indeed bandwagonners. But here is another truth...None of these assholes can name at least THREE former quarterbacks, running backs, or linebackers who have previously play played for the AIN'TS. Some of you may argue that if that is indeed the case...that it is OK and it doesn't matter. WELL, IT IS NOT FUCKING OK! People like that are mindless idiots. Oh, but it gets worse. It seems as though every female in this country is now a Saints fan as well. They are the worst part of this problem...Suddenly these dumb bitches... who wouldn't know what cleats are, or even what the fucking word "pigskin" means, are goddamn experts on the Saints. "It's like...OMG..Kim Kardashian used to date that cute black guy #25"...and "OMG...Drew Brees is like SOOO hot..and he like gives toys and stuff to all those poor little kids whose houses are like still under water and stuff." They, like the other bandwagonners, think that just because they have visited New Orleans, that it automatically qualifies them as being a TRUE-DAT WHO-DAT fan. They honestly believe that the fact that they have been to Pat O'Briens or puked up hurricanes at the Tropical Isle that they are worthy. That one or two weekends in the "Big Easy" while attending a convention or stopping through to board some nasty fucking cruise ship on their honeymoon-of-a-lifetime to Cancun qualifies them. It doesn't..no matter how crazy you are...IT DOES NOT. In my opinion, only people that have at one time lived in the state of Louisiana, native Louisianians/gulf coasters, and fans of Archie Manning are allowed to be Saints fans. The rest of you fucking losers cannot. If you cannot pronounce Tchoupitoulas Street, never puked at The Audubon Tavern, or eaten lunch at Uglesich's...you can't be a fan. Period. Look...I am not an avid/rabid Saints fan..(Im' a Steeler fan)...but, I have always liked the Saints. And I do qualify. I lived in the state and did happen to puke at AT II's...But one thing is for sure these days...I am happy to NOT be the biggest Saint's fan on the planet. I can spell words like 'Go' without phonetically spelling them and putting cute little french twists on them. If it were not for all of you folks on the bandwagon...I could silently cheer for a great team and a great city like I have every year since I was a kid. Thanks people.

College Football Extravaganza-Big Bonanza-Stick it in your BIG FAT Canza

Vacations are over and I am back to my blog. And what better to write about than college football. I am a huge fan of college football. Not quite as huge as the Schmoo look-alike Bama fan above....but, pretty huge all the same. This year my team, Arkansas, has some fairly large expectations going into the season. All of the message-boards and sports radio shows are already going crazy. The only bad thing about the beginning of the football season is listening to the overzealous Razorback fans promise the world that the Hogs are going 14-0 and winning the National Championship. The truth is...is that ARKANSAS RAZORBACK FOOTBALL FANS ARE THE MOST IGNORANT FANS IN THE COUNTRY. Yep! You heard it here first. Hogs fans have absolutely no idea what football is all about. They think that just because they played high school football in Lonoke, Bald Knob, Farmington, Mena, Bauxite, or any other little fucking hick town...that they KNOW football. A normal and/or smart football fan knows his/her teams' limitations. They HOPE for the best, but expect to be competitive and play hard. For example...Alabama, Penn State, and Nebraska fans know and accept when their teams are down. And yes, these programs have had down years over the last decade. They will tell you, while not overly happy, that their team has holes and there have been some positional recruiting gaffes. But they will admit and accept that their team may go 7-5 and go to a mediocre bowl with absolutely no chance at a conference championship. BUT, their team will still show up, try hard, and hit hard. Arkansas fans are different. They have HUGE chips on their shoulders....like "what do you mean we will go 7-5".."We will kill Florida this year"...and "If we don't go 10-2 and go to the BCS, then fire every fucking coach up there!" This year is no different. The fans think that every single position player is an All-American and that the Hogs will win the National Championship....and 10-2 or 9-3 is a miserable waste. The truth is....Arkansas, with a semi-favorable schedule and many very good returning skill players, has a chance to have a 10-2 or 11-1 caliber season. BUT, to me....10-3 including a bowl win would be great....and anything better would be a wonderful and exiting year. Razorback fans see their program as being in the same caliber as USC, Ohio State, Florida, and Texas....year in and year out. They think that everytime the Hogs lose....the refs fucked them out of it. It has been this way for years. They also can't ever believe that the recruiting services and websites consistantly rank Arkansas between numbers 17-35 on a year to year basis. They believe that any kid that signs with Arkansas should be ranked at least four stars if not five. They call into the radio shows every fall and demand to know why the Razorbacks are not recruiting some dumb hick kid from their hometowns like Arkadelphia or Blytheville. They argue stupid shit like..."Why ain't the Razorbacks recruiting ole' Billy Bumpkin from over here in Dequeen? This kid is special! He's scored 18 touchdowns already this year." WELL JACK-ASS! I'll tell you WHY! Because little Billy Bumpkin is only 5'6" and weighs 155 pounds soaking wet....he runs a 4-9 Forty....has a vertical leap of 11 inches....and can't benchpress a pumpkin. Well, enough venting for now..but here are some predictions...
ACC-Atlantic Division
FLA ST.
BOSTON COLLEGE
CLEMSON
NC ST
WAKE FORREST
MARYLAND

ACC-Coastal Division
VA TECH
GA TECH
NORTH CAROLINA
MIAMI
DUKE
VIRGINIA

Big 12-North
NEBRASKA
KANSAS ST.
MIZZOU
KANSAS
COLORADO
IOWA ST>

Big 12-South
OKLAHOMA
TEXAS
TEXAS AM
OKLAHOMA ST.
BAYLOR
TEXAS TECH

Big lEast
PITT
WEST VIRGINIA
UCONN
CINCINNATI
RUTGERS
LOUISVILLE
SOUTH FLORIDA
SYRACUSE

Big 10-err 11
OHIO ST.
IOWA
PENN ST.
WISCONSIN
MICHIGAN
MICHIGAN ST.
PURDUE
NORTHWESTERN
INDIANA
MINNESOTA
ILLINOIS

PAC-10

OREGON
USC
ARIZONA
STANFORD
CALIFORNIA
OREGON ST.
UCLA
ARIONA ST.
WASHINGTON
WASHINGTON ST.

SEC EAST

FLORIDA
SOUTH CAROLINA
GEORGIA
KENTUCKY
TENNESSEE
VANDERBILT

SEC WEST

ALABAMA
ARKANSAS
AUBURN
LSU
MISSISSIPPI
MISS ST.

Best of the rest....
BOISE ST.
TCU
BYU
SMU
HOUSTON
UTAH
NOTRE DAME
NEVADA
CENTRAL MICHIGAN
NORTHERN ILLINOIS
NAVY

Lazy Fuck-tards

At the beginning of each month I make my daily rounds to the Post Office at 17th and Main Streets in Little Rock. And at the beginning of each month I get to witness the one thing in this world that truely sets me the fuck off. I see long lines of people waiting to enter the post office to get their check. Yep....that big ole gub'ment welfare check. Welfare is not the reason that this irritates me per se, but the people recieving them and for what reasons they are on welfare to begin with. Don't get me wrong, I really do hate our welfare system. I hate it for the same reasons that I hate snakes and spiders. I mean, I realize that they are necessary, but boy do they fucking suck. And before you start getting steamed up...just give me a moment to explain. See, the truth is, welfare is needed to some degree. I am all for subsidizing certain peoples income levels in this country. Take a single mother with a college education and four kids for example. Maybe her husband hauled ass to Mexico with his secretary and left her to look after the kids. If she is working a 9 to 5 and cannot afford to feed, clothe, and provide child-care, she should be subsidized. All cases should be appropriated on a case by case basis. If a young girl has four kids from four different men and no education, then put stipulations on her. I realize we can't let her children starve. It is not their fault...they are just a product of their environment. I think that we, and our government should take care of three groups of people. Period. We should look after our nations children, disabled, and elderly. But the rest of these fucking people need to go. I mean...get the fuck out of here with your lazy asses. Every month when I pull up to the post office I see dozens of able-bodied people getting those checks. MY FUCKING CHECKS. I fucking paid for them! I see plenty of teenage girls hauling four screaming kids to check their P.O. Boxes. I also see dozens of 20-30 year old men driving their granmamma's up to the curb and walking them inside. You want to know why? Because granmamma is going to start handing out cash as soon as it gets to the bank. THAT my friends should piss you off. And if it doesn't...you fucking suck too. Everytime I pull up to an intersection and see some jack-ass holding a sign for food I get irritated. For instance, my friend Scott Wheetley and I were stopped by a vagrant while walking out of the Hillcrest Fountain a fews years back. He was a white guy, in his late twenties, and asked us for some money. When we refused, he responded by saying FUCK YOU! Really? Fuck ME? Listen here faggot! Get a fucking job you fucking loser! Why can't a healthy young guy get a job? Cause he is a lazy fuck. If these people are hungry they can get a hot meal and a shower at the Union Rescue Mission. But they won't go there because you have to be sober to be allowed to enter. And there lies another problem...the drugs...but we will save that one for another day. Why in the hell can't these people work? Because they are fucking lazy....AND because they don't have to. They don't have to because we have made it so easy for them to live sufficiently without having to do a goddamn thing. And I know that those reading this think that I am only talking about black people. I am talking about them but I am also talking about white people and hispanics as well. Because this actually is NOT a black problem. It is a problem for all of America's poor. We have made it a problem by giving them handouts for sixty years. People have no incentive to work. Why fucking work when you can get things for free. As for solutions to this...well, I really don't know. I would like to sterilize welfare recipients and drug test them. That would be a start. Take a piss test and you can get your check. And If you do not hold down a job...then no money for you. You have to work to get a check...any kind of check. No more sitting around the house or walking around the neighborhood all day. Get to work you lazy fuck-tards!