Top 10 Most Disgusting Hollywooder's

1. Sean Penn

Yes. Sean Penn is THE MOST DISGUSTING PERSON IN HOLLYWOOD. Hell, he may be the most disgusting person in the world in my opinion. A few people were actually put on this list just to piss YOU off. I selected a couple of these people strictly to make you laugh or maybe even just to make you think. But, Sean Penn is probably the biggest son-of-a-bitch on here. I really don't even feel like educating you on the reasons why he sucks so bad. So what was it that turned him into this foolish dick-monster? Perhaps it was his wealthy upbringing, his unequalled education from Santa Monica High School, or maybe he was raped by a fucking kangaroo. I don't really know or even give a shit. But, what I do know...is that he is the biggest fucking moron I've ever seen. He is the epitome of the Hollywood jackass. ***NOTE TO SEAN*** "you are an ACTOR...not a politician"! Sure, Ronald Reagan was an actor too. But, he went to college where he engaged in politics, played football, etc. Sean Penn has done nothing for this country. In previous posts on this subject, I at least gave credit where credit was due for certain celebrities who do charitable work. And I especially gave credit to those people have done so much for gay and lesbian rights. But I will not give Penn the same credit. And just because he played Harvey Milk in a movie does not mean shit. Saying shit doesn't mean shit if it is coming out of his big damn mouth. The main reason I cannot stand this guy is his penchant for totalitarianism and anti-semitism. His sucking up to Hugo Chavez whilst stomping on the core of his own country is despicable. His ignorant uneducated ass cozies up to murderous dictators and spits on the United States just to try to prove that his ideologies are the only correct ideologies to have. FOOL! His ability for critical thinking is like that of a retarded cow. Like I said...he's an actor. Guess what Sean? Nobody pays you to think or govern or spout public policy. They pay your sorry ass to act...that's it. Nothing else. So the bottom line is this...Sean Penn...You're an asshole. Either act and shut your ugly ass up or fucking kill yourself. You fucking loser!

Top 10 Most Disgusting Hollywooder's

2. Dave Matthews

What? Seriously? Dave Matthews? WTF? Why?????? I'll tell you why. Because it's my fucking list and I can put anyone I want on it that I want. And, to piss all of you off. You're all screaming as you read this. NOOOOOOOOO! Not Dave Matthews!!!! But, "I LOOOOVE HIM"!!!!!...you all say.... Well, Fuck you! I hate Dave Matthews. Why? Because he's a pussy. Where to begin??? Let's see. As I already said...he's a pussy. He is a typical far-left uneducated windbag. He's a draft dodger. A shitty actor. A mediocre musician. And he is an environmentalist hypocrite who shits on the environment more than all of us put together. And I'm not literally talking about the shit that he dumped in the Chicago River. I'm talking about the "save-the-trees" bullshit and the "get-rid-of-cows" bullshit because they fart too fucking much and their enormous carbon footprint trash. It's okay for him to travel 345 days per year by gas-guzzling tour buses and private jets while the rest of us morons pay him millions of dollars to walk and ride our fucking bikes. Yep! Have a nice flight Dave. No! Don't mind me...I'm fucking walking to work today. And, since I mentioned the Chicago thing, he did pay a mere 200 grand for dumping piss and turds all over a boat full of people and killing a few hundred fish. If his shit had landed in my grill...I would be in prison for murder...no doubt. Look...I'll be the first to admit. I once really liked this dickhead. I bought the albums...went to shows...etc. I used to engage in conversations with dumb bitches about things like "You know..Dave is really awesome...when I listen to him he makes me such a better person... I mean, he really speaks to me with his words...his songs are so sexy and full of life and intelligence". Okay! So I am exaggerating a bit...but, you see where this is going. ALL Dave Matthews conversations go this way. And this is just part of what drives me crazy about this fool. The rest is the fact that I know people who actually fucking cry when talking about his shows. They are all obviously mostly women...but really? Is that even fucking necessary? Travelling..and spending thousands of dollars per year...to go to concerts? And fucking cry about it? Well folks. The jury is IN. You're all fucking idiots. I don't know who is worse Dave? Or YOU fucking a-holes.

Top 10 Most Disgusting Hollywooder's

3. Lady Gaga

First things first...Lady Gaga is a Transvestite. And for all you guys who secretly bone up on this fucking retard...your days are numbered. It is only a matter of time before it all comes out. And the sad thing is...if that is what you are into...you can actually find much better looking trannies here in Little Rock. Oh, and...did I say retard? Yes, i did. We all know that one shouldn't make fun of the less fortunate...especially retarded and mentally challenged people. And that is not what I aim to do. But I truly think something is wrong with her. She's retarded. Plus...I seriously want to know....What freakin Donkey Show did they find this tramp? She was either plucked out of some dingy stank-ass backroom show in Tijuana or she/he literally fell out of the sky like those a-holes in the Terminator movies. Since I am not exactly sure what Gaga is...Gaga will be refered to as "SHE" until further notice. At first I really thought that she was a joke. I mean...this has all been done before? Right? I think David Bowie did this...and Madonna already did this whole re-invent yourself every few days kind of thing. Am I wrong? And that was like 25 years ago. I first saw her singing on TV one night...and all I could think of was..."Holy Shit! Is this a live-action band version of Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem"??? I really thought that she was supposed to be that chick guitarist that played with Dr. Teeth on the Muppets. But, unfortunately this was not the case. No Dr. Teeth and no Electric Mayhem....just a nasty ole tramp trying destroy the youth of our country. So...I guess that the only thing to do is boycott anything and everything Gaga. Otherwise, in 20 years our country will be gone...overwith...ka-put. Seriously...do it for all of mankind. You owe it, not only to this country, but the entire world.

Top 10 Most Disgusting Hollywooder's

4. Justin Bieber

To be honest with you...I had never heard of this fool till a few weeks ago. And...he probably doesn't deserve to be on this list. The reason being... that he really hasn't accomplished anything or tried to talk politics...yet. (presumably because he's from Canada...and we all know that Canada is nothing but a lame suburb of Minneapolis). He was put on this list because he is just the latest in a long line of teen sensation losers. Hundred bucks says that in ten years he'll be offering up hand-jobs for crack in some dark alley off Venice Beach. Just like the hundreds of teenie boppers before him...he is nothing but the product of uneducated white-trash parents looking for a "Deeeeluxe apartment in the Skyyyyyyhiihii"! My only real problem with him is his exaggerated sense of self worth. Him thinking that every woman in the world is dying over him...What is he like 14? With lyrics telling girls that he knows how to service them and how great of a lover he is. What? Seriously? And his constant throwing of gang signs around. For God's sake! Really? Somebody shoot him already...or better yet ME! My favorite thing about this jack-ass is how his management has been trying to get him to go to North Korea while on his "world tour"...saying that the political/nuclear stalemate between the world and North Korea "might could use a little Bieber". Yeah! That's it! Their people are living off of rice and eating fucking rats and all they need is a little Bieber. No seriously...somebody fucking shoot me!

Top 10 Most Disgusting Hollywooder's

5. Lindsay Blowhan

Don't lie! You knew that she would be on this list...and you wanted her on it as well. She should really be a little higher on the list, but honestly, nobody gives a shit whether she lives or dies. And if YOU do??? Then you belong on this list as well....only you're not famous and nobody gives a shit about you either. Truth is...she sucks. Lindsay is a whore...she's fucking ugly...she's a drug addict...and a worthless piece of shit. What has she ever done fore anybody or anything? Nothing. The worst part about it is at least some drug addicted celebrity whores were at least cool. Janis Joplin and Elizabeth Taylor come to mind...and hell, Paris Hilton is the biggest, but at least she's hot. Here's a tip Blowhan...doing drugs with your folks is not cool. It will inevitably turn you into a loser. Linday's case is the most annoying of all. Mom blames dad...dad blames mom...lindsay blames both...both blame lindsay...they all start sneaking around stealing each others money while hiding in closets smoking crack...yada yada yada. Exhausting. There is a solution and one solution only. It's called a loaded .357. Oh, and here's the best part...During the 2008 US presidential campaign, she offered her services to Barack Obama's election effort, including hosting events aimed at young voters... but her offer was declined. An unnamed source within the Obama campaign told the Chicago Sun-Times that Lohan was "not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us." She nonetheless posted MySpace blogs with her opinions on the election, urging voters to support Obama, criticizing media coverage of vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, and describing Palin as homophobic, anti-abortion and anti-environmentalist. I mean..Sara Palin is an idiot, but really? Once again... an uneducated moron from Hollywood trying to "dip" into politics. That would be like me "dipping" into astrophysics. I know a bit about it...just not enough to tell the world when we are all going to get sucked up by a black fucking hole. Dumb bitch.

Top 10 Most Disgusting Hollywooder's

6. Thomas Mapother IV

Very little will be written about this douche-bag. Ole Tom. Tom Cruise. The more movies he makes...the more I hate him. The more interviews I see of him...the more I want to vomit. But, at the same time, he amuses me like nobody else in the world. But, he amuses me in the same way that I become giddy with excitement every time I see two homeless bums beating the shit out of each other. I mean...his ranting, his jumping on couches, his paranoia in interviews. Well...I guess that the paranoia is perhaps the funniest. It is like he is constantly living like he is in "The Invasion of the Body snatchers." Like he is surrounded by fucking Pod-people. Have you ever seen an red-carpet interview with him? It is hysterical. He always "sizes" the interviewer up like the interviewer is really one of those lizard people from "V" underneath all of that humanoid skin and make-up. What a fucking freak! That Scientology shit really fucked that brother up. Not much else to say...well except that his movies are shit. I threw all of the one's I had away years ago.

Top 10 Most Disgusting Hollywooder's

7. Oprah

Well, I guess that you all knew she would be on this list eventually. So let's get this one over with as soon as possible. Once again...she has done a tremendous amount of work for charity...but, my god! She is worth a fucking billion dollars. And every dollar she spends on charity she has to attach her name to it. (i.e. The Oprah Winfrey School for Girls in b.f.e Africa). In my opinion, she should probably do more. Look...I hate Ted Turner too...but at least he gave a billion dollars to the United Nations with no name on it and no strings attached. Oprah would have to have her name attached to the damn thing. I guess the reason that I despise her is that her name is on fucking everything. Everything from T.V. to books to magazines to radio. I can't get away from Oprah. Her fat-ass is EVERYWHERE! But the worst part of it is that her influence transcends everything in everyday life. People have called it the "Oprahfication" of America. The fact that she has as much influence as she does is really scary. See, the fact is, is that most Americans by nature are stupid. Not stupid by lack of intelligence, but stupid by laziness. Our laziness leads to our being influenced too much by other people. We are too lazy to read up on subjects and/or issues and allow other's to influence our lifestyles and opinions. The last straw was the amount of influence she had over the 2008 Presidential elections. An analysis by two economists at the University of Maryland, College Park estimated that Winfrey's endorsement was responsible for between 423,123 and 1,596,995 votes for Obama in the Democratic Primary alone. Nobody should have that much power over the public. Whatever Oprah reads...America reads. Whatever diet Oprah goes on...America tries it out. Whatever movies she likes...America likes. Whatever she tries and likes...well, it is a winner. If your company produces a widget...and Oprah don't like yo fuckin widget...BAMM! Bitch you outta business. At least some of it has come back to bite her on the ass. Most notably, in my opinion, was her Book Club's selection of "A Million Pieces of Shit"...by James Frey. He was a fraud. Another one was her proclaiming she would never eat beef again during the "mad cow" scare of 1996. She wound up costing beef producers 10's of millions of dollars. She was sued and the beef industry hammered her pretty hard. As I near the end of this entry I would just like to say one more thing. As much as you love Oprah...she doesn't give a shit about you. She wants your viewership. She wants your money. Nothing else. Now just think about that for a minute. Isn't that disgusting?