Number 10 on any list is relatively easy. Just pick some a-hole you can't stand and roll with it. With this list it was remarkably easy. Who is the a-hole? Well, none other than that jack-ass, leg-kicking, pimple-faced passenger 57. As a youngster I actually liked Wesley...afterall, he did play Willie Mays Hayes in the movie "Major League". But, as the years went on his roles became worse, his Hollywood head grew bigger, and I came to hate this moron. It must have all started with that bad-ass role of Nino Brown in "New Jack City" or possibly when he bleached his hair for "Demolition Man" and started a fashion trend made famous by Dennis Rodman and boy bands. But, in reality it started with his ridiculously short banana shorts in "White Men Can't Jump"...(not to mention his cute little co-star Woody...who by-the-way should be on this list). You add a few more of his screen gems like "Waiting To Exhale" and "Money Train" and it's enough to make you vomit. But the truth is...is Wesley's career ender and "money-shot" was his going drag and yucking it up in "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar". But, all of this aside, these are not the reasons that he should be disposed of. The reason why he is dispicable is for his elitist attitude towards paying his taxes. In 2006 he was charged with one count of conspiring to defraud the United States and one count of knowingly making or aiding and abetting the making of a false and fraudulent claim for payment against the United States. Snipes was also charged with six counts of willfully failing to file Federal income tax returns by their filing dates. The government alleged that Snipes attempted to obtain fraudulent tax refunds using a tax protester theory called the "861 argument" (essentially, an idiodic argument that the domestic income of U.S. citizens and residents is not taxable). The indictment said Snipes used accountants who already had a history of filing false returns to obtain refund payments for their clients. The government also charged that Snipes sent three worthless, fictitious "bills of exchange" to the IRS in the amounts of $1,000,000 (on November 30, 2000), $12,000,000 (January 18, 2001), and $1,000,000 (September 10, 2002), with each accompanied by an IRS tax payment voucher coupon. Snipes said he was being made an example of and unfairly targeted by prosecutors because of his fame in connection with the federal tax fraud investigation. He attempted unsuccessfully to get the trial moved from Ocala, Florida on the ground that racist attitudes in that town would prejudice his chance for a fair trial. Yeah. That's it...you fucking dick! And after all of that...he was sentenced to a mere three years in prison. If it had been any of us...we would have recieved 12 years. But wait! It gets better. Now that Snipey is paying off his debts he is dead broke...and how do you earn a living while you're sitting in the klink? Well, he obviously can't act while he is being sodomized in the pen...so what to do? Sue somebody of course. That's right...he is suing New Line Cinema for not paying him enough for some stupid fucking vampire movie and because they cut some of his scenes and put his co-stars in too many scenes. Yep! So the point is...is if you ever go see another flick starring Wesley Snipes...well, you're a fucking moron.
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